Me

This is me, the person who writes this.
I don't know a lot about me except the accessory stuff: I'm short, dark hair and dark eyes, overweight, 33 years old, never learned to match my clothes. I live in the UK and am looking for a job, have been for months now: it's awful. I am very intelligent according to my IQ tests, but in practical life I'm a bundle of clumsiness and can't remember names. Two cats allow me to live with them: Phoebe and Naomi, both are old, I think, and their earlier life was hard if their wariness indicates something. I didn't chose their names, poor things. I have a few friends but don't go out much. A couple of years ago, the world turned upside down and my occasional depression became chronic: taking tablets for that at the moment.
Now the important stuff: I need light almost all the time, especially love to sleep with curtains open, my life long aspiration is to create beauty. Sometimes I say I'm a Pastafarian, I'm always an Atheist. I need fruit to live.
Here's a photo:

deus ex machina

...so I've though of a way we might be able to solve this faith problem once and for all. All sceptics will have to believe if we do this.

You see, I once read an answer Ken Ham wrote to one of his detractors. It was unfortunate, because the guy asked him about one of the bible's most stupid tales: when Abraham was ordered to sacrifice his son (and he would have done it, hadn't the angel descended in the nick of time to stop him in the most clichéd episode of Deus Ex Machina ~ that must have been quite a day in the magic mushroom consuming  community).

Ken Ham's answer when being asked if he would do the same was of course he would, the question offends, he would rape his children if asked to. Yep, he said that.
Now, I'm sure what I read was taken out of context. Probably, if anyone sane could understand what he WANTED to say, it would be even more idiotic (this person is using 70 million dollars to build an ark while people in his own city starve, that is a bit worse than rape, for me). I believe in Ken Ham's faith.

OK, here goes. The bible says this about believers, in Mark 16:18

"They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."

(I used the King James bible, as I don't really know which one these people believe in, but here's a page with what the other bibles say)

THAT'S IT. Give Ken Ham a spoonful of potassium cyanide and the opportunity to convert us all!

Lorenzo Lamas riding one of Jurassic Park stunt doubles:

your argument is invalid, unless you eat some cyanide :)

this is the weird word that's under the blog's title.

Today's Quotable Quotes

Crazy is the new black.

Reich wingers don't get irony.

Meanwhile, I had a horrible morning start and am beyond grumpy.

Steeleye Span - The Dark Morris Song

Ben knows I love Douglas Adams and sent me this photo he took on Golders Green. <3
Thank you, hedgehog!

I was told there would be cake.

This is my new blog. I had another one, but now I have this one.
About me: I walk this land looking for worthy humans and pretty flowers. At the moment, me home is Leicester, UK. I'm an atheist that can be devoted and passionate (you should see me prepare and eat breakfast), please don't try to convert me. I like animals of any kind, except the talking ones. I love silence, reading, cork flakes with yoghurt, good sarcasm, sunny days, little things in bright colours and de-constructivism. I'm not beautiful, not even average, and these days I don't care about it. I'm not sure of anything, so don't ask me. Also, I have no idea at all about anything and that gives me every right to be a blogger and say loudly anything my stomach might feel like sharing. It's called freedom, ask any ´Murrican.
So that's it. Welcome.