deus ex machina

...so I've though of a way we might be able to solve this faith problem once and for all. All sceptics will have to believe if we do this.

You see, I once read an answer Ken Ham wrote to one of his detractors. It was unfortunate, because the guy asked him about one of the bible's most stupid tales: when Abraham was ordered to sacrifice his son (and he would have done it, hadn't the angel descended in the nick of time to stop him in the most clichéd episode of Deus Ex Machina ~ that must have been quite a day in the magic mushroom consuming  community).

Ken Ham's answer when being asked if he would do the same was of course he would, the question offends, he would rape his children if asked to. Yep, he said that.
Now, I'm sure what I read was taken out of context. Probably, if anyone sane could understand what he WANTED to say, it would be even more idiotic (this person is using 70 million dollars to build an ark while people in his own city starve, that is a bit worse than rape, for me). I believe in Ken Ham's faith.

OK, here goes. The bible says this about believers, in Mark 16:18

"They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."

(I used the King James bible, as I don't really know which one these people believe in, but here's a page with what the other bibles say)

THAT'S IT. Give Ken Ham a spoonful of potassium cyanide and the opportunity to convert us all!

Lorenzo Lamas riding one of Jurassic Park stunt doubles:

your argument is invalid, unless you eat some cyanide :)

this is the weird word that's under the blog's title.

Today's Quotable Quotes

Crazy is the new black.

Reich wingers don't get irony.

Meanwhile, I had a horrible morning start and am beyond grumpy.